Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 a week I was paying my dad for my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. How did I find out he wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML
Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
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kerrygirl 13
get your dad to pay the impound fees.......
Erindub 0
Do whatever you can to pay them ASAP cause the fees go up by the day and soon you'll lose your car for good. FYL : (
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Erindub 0
Do whatever you can to pay them ASAP cause the fees go up by the day and soon you'll lose your car for good. FYL : (
SheriffBart 0
This. It will be cheaper to beg, borrow, or sell your ass on the street to pay the impound fees today than to let it ride because you're broke.
avfcfan89 0
your dad is a piece of shit. i hope he pays for the fines or i would surely be pissed.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Should have removed that last line from your story- didn't fit. That said, make your dad pay the fees- sue him if he's a douche about it.
jessxoxo28 5
ur dad's an ass. make him pay the fees
jazzmancarron 11
make him pay the impound fees, and if he refuses, sue. and tack on a couple grand for ***** and giggles.
jonr93 0
The OP means her dad can't afford the impound fees. -_-
scarletpenguin 16
No, it means, the OP can't afford the impound fees.
WhyworldWhy 0
ask your mom, then when your dads outa jail get the money from him
justmyluck1212 0
I hate all these "guess" FML's.
TheTragicReturn 0
Yea, it's like a second MLIA. It burns.
tedsheckler 0
Stop with the ******* "Guess who..." shit. Just stop.
sjx 0
I think you are overreacting a bit.
shaddix 0
perfect way to learn why you never let anyone borrow your car, even family. just make him pay the impound fees.