sirphilmckraken
London, United Kingdom
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
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rien151 19
Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natural body produced sleep aid you can buy at any Walgreens)
eksyneet 23
find out what TV series he's currently watching and viciously spoil everything.
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grandpeepa 14
he must be related to DINKLEBURG!!!
Amo1216 19
It can only be..... DINKLEBURG!
kaitieloo 22
Or STEVE CARLSBURG.
BrutusAurelius 2
STEVE CARLSBURG!
calianon 7
Dafuq's furry ****?!
texaskitty86 25
Welcome to Internet you poor sheltered soul. I'll answer half your question, and you should be able to extrapolate the rest. A furry is someone who believes they are actually an animal soul in a human body, or some one who just really wants to BE an animal, so they dress up in full body animal costumes.
nevereyes 31
Furries don't believe they have an animal soul. Your thinking of therians. Also very few furries actually have fursuits
lina21 12
So....we hear it at least once a day at work not to leave your computer unlocked, let others use your computer unsupervised, etc. Dave is a perfect example of why
vikky538 29
**** you Dave...
hurley12 30
Best written FML
chaseb95 12
Seems like a furry nice cow worker
CupOfCoffee 14
It's always Dave...
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Furry rental put in his area there you go
SuchDogeManyWows 8
God dammit Dave, we've been over this!
davo_ib_local 14
Aren't all Dave's alike. I'm Dave. FML