Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I gave my friend a $5 VR set that I purchased from the dollar store for Christmas. I received a $60 gift card. Later, I realized I left the receipt in the package. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at a restaurant and asked if her autistic son could borrow my headphones. I agreed, but when they were leaving and I asked for them back, she accused me of trying to steal MY headphones that she BORROWED from me. If not for other people backing me up, I would have lost them. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 26
Never lend to friends. Remember the notepad FML?
xALEXx_fml 15
Tbh who lends someone $250 pair of head phones. Should of just bought him a $3 pair from a supermarket.
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madamspammalot 15
I wouldn't share my headphones with anyone. Some people don't clean their ears...
jenshu 5
first of all why did you spend $250 on headphones? And why didn't you know that your friend was moving away? Doesn't seem like a good enough friend for you to be lending expensive headphones to.
Filia_Palladis 8
Okay, all of you people commenting "YDI for spending so much on headphones" have no idea what you're talking about. I have a pair of $100 headphones and the little nuances they bring out make listening to music a much more enjoyable experience. The cheap ones simply can't compare.
mattyiscool123 26
"Friend"?
roflstomp716 19
has to be a REALLY good soda
LoneBooker88 16
you find out where he lives and steal back your headphones!!!!!
RileyMarie2013 4
That would suck I'd b pissed
justkush 0
Go kick his ass!
llfd 1
Who pays $250 for a pair of headphones anyway?
ashjo 12
This is why I always take my grandmothers advice when she tells me never trust anyone, and you can't trust no one