Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that...

Anonymous 16 July 2009, 05:32 United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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heyyou1203 0

16 July 2009, 12:06

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

17 July 2009, 04:52

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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roflwafflez 0

8 August 2009, 23:57

why are his eyebrows so long? makes me wonder how long his pubes are

abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

9 August 2009, 00:52

best illustration so far!

soccer4lifeee 0

9 August 2009, 01:45

your retardedddddddd!

theclash06013 0

9 August 2009, 02:55

That sucks

xolsugirl 0

9 August 2009, 03:11

Ooh, my car looks good as a cartoon, let's just hope I'm never so drunk I run over someone! Poor guy though :(

xtayloratl 0

9 August 2009, 03:46

Okay, how is this a 'you totally deserved it' Why would someone deserve to be hit by a car when their ON THE SIDEWALK? Especially if it comes out of no where. Not saying it came through a building, but it's just so stupid people think they deserved that.