Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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heyyou1203 0
dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!
diet_otaku 0
and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.
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Comments (318)
SackSomething 0
Bumblebee needs to lay off the sauce.
MissyWissyKach 0
did u die?!?!
spidergirl41 0
Hahaha, #259. It's freakin Bumble Bee, OP!! He was probably in a rush trying to save Sam from dying! Get over it!! :D
Spartoob 0
consider it a lesson well learned and get over it.
madvomon 0
This is how my uncle died. Some bastards drove on the pavement at about 45mph and knocked him down
Marshmellow7592 0
ohhh lol
road_rash18 0
dude that sucks. whenn i got hit i was in a crosswalk and had looked both ways. seriously sue them
jean_rosenthal 0
whats coming from his eyes
TheBigDawg 8
Finally, an illustration that fits the FML.
nypd613 0
I live near a volunteer fire department where the guys come with their cars to respond to calls. And they drive like ******* maniacs. That's how my little brother got hit on his bike by one of them. And the guy wasn't even responding to a call, he was just speeding OUT of the parking lot without looking both ways first. So it's also the seemingly "normal" drivers you have to be careful of too.