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Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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TrashyDGAF 0

Oh my god! To hell with crazy drivers.

J_blu3 0

well somebody already beat me to commenting about the camero! lol

himynameisadam 0

Aww :( I was just about to say that, but it doesn't matter cause they still are awesome :)

J_blu3 0

wait... are those ur eyebrows????

SpringLoaded12 0

to #295... some of the illustrations come from comics strips and webcomics. This one is from a webcomic called "The Book of Biff," and the character normally looks like that. Anyway, as for the FML... that sucks big time (I'm assuming the car hit you, as #60 failed to do). I hope you got their info, you can probably have them pay for your entire hospital bill plus some more if you take it to court.

laura_rose101 0

i learned that lesson too x.x

cmac86 24

were you in Chicago or washingtom dc by any chance? those drivers are crazy. or Little Rock by chance? the drivers in lr can be nuts!

Dharman117 0

I learned this lesson too, like wtf.

jackie03 0

BIFF!!!!! Sorry, I liked the illustration so much that I didn't remember what I read.

Lim23 0

What a great day, walking to a pointless destination- Where's the car sound coming from? The wall? shit, not again! BAM. awwwww there goes my spleen. Wait, what's a spleen?

Samsa 0

On the dispute of whether or not it was this person who got hit by a car or watched someone else: personally, if i had watched someone else get hit by a car, i would think "wow. what are the odds." or "how drunk are they?" rather than "apparently, i cange thit by a car on a sidewalk". not like it matters who, but sorry to whoever it was that got hit!

at0micmin3r 23

It was probably a teenager. >:)