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By EsteriGermaine - 18/06/2016 04:30 - United States - Trenton

Today, I learned that my sister trained my guinea pig to respond to the word 'asshat' while I was away. I picked out a pretty French name for him and he thinks his name is asshat. FML
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ConfusedCat 11

Asshat has gotta be better than anything French.

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dansco 24

Find a name close to asshat like Ashlat & tell people it's a French name.

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ConfusedCat 11

Asshat has gotta be better than anything French.

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dansco 24

Find a name close to asshat like Ashlat & tell people it's a French name.

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ama1733 11

That happened with my cat. I call her Bella since that's what I named her but she thinks her name is "Gato" because of my mother.

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EsteriGermaine 16

Oh, and just for the record, his name is Alexiel, We tend to call him Alex though.

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