Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, at the Japanese restaurant I work for, we have 95 reservations and three servers. FML
Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
Today, I found out in addition to the ADHD teenager they scream at, my boyfriend's parents are planning on getting a monkey. I work at an animal shelter, so now I'm obligated to have a long conversation with them about what a crap idea that is. FML
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
"They took our jobs!"
velvel 7
I want to be waited on by a monkey!!
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Comments (201)
dannyboy66 7
that is awesome i suddenly wanna go to tokio
saladgirl123 0
and cna s to,
CountNewfie 0
I`m going to that restaurant soon! To get there to go Utsunomiya Station, 55 minutes from Tokyo Station. :)
jajee 0
I like monkeys
zachmeach 0
not anymore Japan got messed up by mother nature
aromero95 3
Ahahaha
lolmigosh 15
Don't hate on monkeys!
doglover100 29
Monkeys are awesome.
yenidewi 11
not everyone wants to be served by a monkey. monkey brings rabies virus.
insomniac8400 13
So do professional feces throwers, but you don't see them complaining