Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Seize the means of production
Today, I’m at home, sick with a really bad sinus and ear infection. If I'd gone to the clinic earlier, then it wouldn’t have spread to my ears, but my boss wouldn’t let me take a day off. FML
**** our lives
Today, I’m on day three of pneumonia and a sinus infection. My six year-old is on day three of a sinus infection and day one of the stomach flu. FML
Pink eye, white throat
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML
Today, I'm stuck in bed with a fever, aches, and nasty cough. My kids and husband had it too, and kept coughing without covering their mouths, despite my asking several times so I wouldn't get sick. FML
Asshat
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Positive
Today, I went to urgent care with a sinus infection. I get them regularly, and just need a course of antibiotics to clear it up, but the doctor insisted I needed to take a COVID test. It came back with a false positive. Now I have to take a week off work, and I still don't have my antibiotics. FML
What?
Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML
The Trifecta
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
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cheeeksss 29
And then I bet they'll also say "WHY DID YOU COME INTO WORK SICK? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!"
allred1997 19
That's a great way to run a company, don't think about the workers or the customers
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SailorSolaris 43
Two words: doctor's note. They can't argue against that.
Morning_fml 22
The amount of people misinformed on this FML makes me cringe. Seriously, prevent from commenting before you know what you're talking about. Jeez.
militarybrat 21
In the future wear a mask. Bronchitis is bacterial so generic ones from the store prevents the spread of it. They do not however stop viruses.
ber4fun 23
F the kid's lives who are going to catch all that you have.
amber3120 15
I had bronchitis and pneumonia at the same time once :T i worked that day and just sat in the chair pale white shivering cold in the heat of summer lol.. Difference was i chose to work cuz i needed the money. I hope you didnt show up for the sake of the kids
dragoongirl90 34
It can't be "on the verge of pneumonia" since bronchitis is viral and pneumonia is bacterial.
randommanwill 11
Your employers have obviously taken out insurance policies on the children and are planning on using you to collect on a major pay day.
Rababco 29
That doesn't sound very smart. You could get the children sick. Plus, if you don't get the rest you need then it will just get worse.
Killnot123 6
People are stupid
RainStorm6632 10
Work places never let you call in sick especially when it's working with kids because the ratio needs to be maintained even if you're essentially making all the kids ill, my work is the same no matter how ill the staff are, one lady was made to come in with food poisoning