Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML
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Skinwalker131 5
It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.
krad204 21
Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?
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Comments (192)
Quimpo 14
You should take that as a blessing bro
jtrazor 3
Wtf is a half birthday? You deserve it just because you think half birthdays are important jackass
EpicBlondie89 19
Really? It clearly states he was joking.
love_j_l_h 2
Haha, thats like what happened with my sister,, "how are you" I say.. Her answer.. "pregnent.." she was also serious
Special_Psycho 8
Be happy dude! You're gonna be a dad! And it could be worse, it could be--nope. Not gonna say it if you don't want kids. And remember, she can get an abortion if neither of you want the kid.
snafu63 0
You deserve it for expecting a gift on your half birthday. The only people that should ever celebrate a half birthday are kids who's birthdays are during the summer. You child.
bloog510 6
Okay all of you who are saying he's an ass for expecting a gift for his half b-day are all dumb asses because he said that he "JOKINGLY asked"!
alexstylespayne 6
Aww a baby
natsaysheyyy 16
Uhhm, a child is a gift, you sick *****.
marcranger 29
Maybe, but to some people, it could be like getting the "gift" of a car when you don't have a driver's license, can't afford insurance, and didn't want one anyway because you find your life is simpler and more fulfilling without it.
xRezSynn 15
Is what happens when you miss a health class, or you're just ignorant.
WWstar 9
oh that's bad. but best of luck with that