Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16
Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML
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Skinwalker131 5
It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.
krad204 21
Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?
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Comments (192)
butthead321 0
Half birthday?
mack_the_knife 3
They're called contraceptives... a perfect gift for both of you for the anniversary clock staringt point.
CharresBarkrey 16
No contraceptive is 100% effective. Don't be so quick to judge.
Eirena 5
Why in the world does 24 have so many down-votes? She's right. And while OP's scenario certainly sucks, they had it coming and should take joint responsibility.
Xalandra 17
Okay really, if you weren't willing to deal with her getting pregnant you shouldn't be having sex with her. Man up! Take responsibility for your actions! no matter what contraception you use, there's always the possibility of pregnancy. If you aren't willing to take care of a kid, don't go having sex. Nothing but abstaining from sex with the opposite sex insures you not getting someone/being pregnant.
Posthuman 26
He never said he wouldn't help take care of the kid.
Xalandra 17
Actually I was trying to comment more on his whining. I'm not saying he's going to abandon the kid and the mom, I was trying to say that if he's not willing to risk having a kid he shouldn't go having sex. Basically, he knew about the risk, so now that it's happened he should put on his big boy boxers and deal with it.
ambear26 14
Welp, happy half birthday op!
HSOMGF 5
People celebrate half-birthdays? Oh.
dohdohdoh 13
Up the bum no babies!
Punkpoptart1119 20
First off: why do you celebrate a half birthday? Second: That kinda sucks. You didn't specify whether or not you used protection, so not sure if is a YDI or not..
donut_gurl 8
half birthday?
wvcheesehead 13
How can anyone who celebrates half birthdays be old enough to procreate? I have never heard the term.