Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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ElizaZee 9
Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.
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lennelleong 33
i'm speechless. why stay together for 5 years when she didn't love him -ever?!
dudeimmadoc 9
That is beyond messed up. What was she doing with him for five years then?
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ZombieSazza 34
He'll eventually talk to him. But give him time to heal and he will eventually see that this wasn't your fault whatsoever. 5 years together and she only now vocalises that she never loved him?! He dodged a bullet and an expensive wedding! Keep all that money for yourself. :)
WtfTaylor 4
I just asked my Boyfriend what he would do if I did that... His reply.? " I would kill you, your whole family, and then violently rape your dead body.." with the most serious face. WTF did I just hear.?
truesarrif 33
sounds like you have an fml of your own
jimfromcov 4
Has he considered pursuing a career in motivational speaking?
xxmisslynnxx 4
lmao actually sounds like my boyfriend they might be related.
destineepanic 5
Ouch. Really sorry for your brother. Even if she didn't want him to propose, why would she punch him? Women can be ridiculous. Trust me, I know. He's heart broken OP, just give him time.
MixMastaKDizzle 12
I agree.. HIS life sucks.
froxy_fml 1
That's what he gets for a public proposal. Putting a person on the spot like that isn't romantic. It's manipulative.
LyzardSmith28 11
Not really, ESPECIALLY if you've been with the person for 5 years and think you know them well.
amd1314a 8
Well then I conclude bitches be cray
darkfireflame 15
Not your fault. Just be ready to console him when he realizes you're not to blame.
ElizaZee 9
Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.
tyler_mcdolan 10
It seems like you have a good grasp on the situation. I hope your brother understands that though. It does him no good to be upset with you because his ex was a gold digging bitch
Kamon97 23
Oh man I feel so sorry for your brother :( I hope that bitch gets what's coming to her and I I know things can only get better for your brother from here on out. :)
clemsi 20
Time for a treasure hunt for this gold digger. When you find her keep hitting her in the head with a shovel until gold starts coming out of her ears and nose, or your hands get tired.
TeddyX0 4
Why the **** would he stick with her knowing she didn't love him! Never be a sucker!
cmac86 24
bitch is practically a compliment when describing this pos.
WompWompWomp123 7
I'm surprised the ***** bag didn't take the ring and try and sell that too. I guess she figured out that he can sue her for it if she doesn't end up marrying him. Geez, this FML made me feel really badly for your bro.
lilhellian 27
139, Did you even read? He thought she did love him. Wow, five years of dedication, he so deserves better than that *****. I never understood the point of staying with someone you don't love even if they are rich.
neeni88 23
I guess sometimes love can be blind, deaf and dumb! Good riddance to her and hope your brother finds his true love!
frizz101 22
Well in hope your brother is talking to you again and I hope he finds someone better, his ex sounds like a real ***** and hopefully he will listen to his family from now on
Cazz91 21
I feel sorry for your brother OP. I really do hope that karma comes back against that ***** seven folds. At least your brother will now be able to find someone that hopefully treats him better and actually love him in return instead of just his figures he makes.
bestbelieve 9
Sorry to hear that, OP. If I knew your brother, I'd take him straight to the strip club! Then I'd take him to beat the juices out of a watermelon, for the other frustrations too.
laden_swallow09 35
145- Reminds me of an old Russian proverb I read a long time ago: "When your heart is on fire, the smoke gets in your eyes."
nina739 10
Even if u try u cant , its better to stay with someone that makes u happy and u love
sarcasticlover 30
feel bad for your brother....glad she didn't say yes...
xx000o 27
#144 Sometimes something is better than nothing, rich or poor.
Metalkitty 15
Here's to hoping she falls in a ******* ditch! Your brother will come around soon. At least she's gone, right?
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
****** not bitch
efettes 19
At least he dodged a bullet. Better to find out sooner than later.
breakinlegs 19
can I get your brothers number
Ashley868 10
Good thing she said no. Too bad he couldn't have found out sooner. Hopefully the other man finds out, and she ends up alone. I always wish gor people like her to get incurable acne or some horrible facial disfigurement.
jasmine2301 25
By any chance was her name Natalie?
AshaaFerreira 22
That absolutely sucks! I am so sorry for your brother (and you since he is mad at you). Your brother sounds like a really sweet guy, so there will be no problem for him to find someone who will love him, but your brother shouldn't show his wealth right away. I'm not saying that he did but in the future see if a girl likes (or loves) you for you, before you lavish her with gifts. You both keep your chins up and be strong
NBree 3
So she is a gold digger that decided to not marry the gold mine? That makes no sense. By marrying him she would have full access to all the funds. So why wouldn't she? Sounds like there is more to this story.. Not saying she isn't a bitch, just that OPs response makes no sense.
westcoastkp 13
Woah this post was forever ago.
asapp78 16
Really? It's been a month. You have an awful concept of time.
JakeHRogers 7
#140 our children would be beautiful
gc327072 31
^LOLWUT
FloMarDee 19
@156, wow -_-....focus on the important issues why don't cha? LoL
martin8337 36
140, your point is
Freethaawave 19
#156 her kids are gunna be cute af regardless
Dcm210 19
I hope your brother is okay.