Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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ElizaZee 9
Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.
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lennelleong 33
i'm speechless. why stay together for 5 years when she didn't love him -ever?!
dudeimmadoc 9
That is beyond messed up. What was she doing with him for five years then?
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Comments (182)
queerdragon 20
This confuses me. In five years, I am sure Op's brother told the girl he loved her. It sounds like she was lying the whole time and saying it back. But why ?
jimmywithsalt 19
Seriously, F both of your L's! What was that girl's problem??
Tressa1982 18
Wow! That's more of a Wtf then a Fml
SasquatchDeluxe 10
More like F both your L.
blackwidowtaco 31
Look on the bright side op, at least you were there for him when he needed you. That's what counts. And I'm sure he will realize that after he has some time to collect his thoughts.
katnissmellark_fml 15
what I don't get is why did he stop talking to YOU? I'm confused on that part...
justthiskid 1
the worst part about this is that bitch wasted 5 years he could have been using to find someone who loves him. it's obviously not your fault, op, and maybe he's not blaming you, he's probably just grieving
greensploge1 6
Sounds like the video from ifunny exactly......
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Wow... **** your brother's life. My empathy goes out to him.
rhcpgurl 18
. . . . . what the **** just happened??