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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Did you use it right after?

billyramey 0

ROFL!!!!! XD haha

I would of kicked her ass idk how ppl take this now a days but I will not tolerate my sister masturbating when I'm around specially with my ******* tooth brush

good for u bro

Well, that's one way to piss off a sibling.

your sister nasty

ilovemyboys 0

I think it's gross that your even mentioning it again... I would completely delete it out of my memory, not write about it...

FThatLife003 0

Oh my god, that is so nauseous ...

epic and hot at the same time