Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
WorldsGhost 2
Sew the clothes you have together.
SakuraFubuki92 12
Sadly, I can relate.
fruitinthemiddle 1
You don't need to buy tons of clothes. And when you loose weight, you will need to buy more clothes anyway.
YahImThatGuy 0
That is your fault, but you still have my sympathy; Im in the same situation.
kimmis79 2
I understand completely, I'm down 20 lbs now fort that same reason
Gregabob00 0
Well then youre probably too poor for food soooo
Timja83 0
Hate to say it, but it's probably a good thing..
ellysaurus 0
Hahahahaha, stop spending money on mcdonalds and invest in a gym membership fatty
picklemonger 13
Just think how much money you're going to save by eating less food.
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe get off your ass and work so you have money to care for yourself, just an idea!