UH60
Kuwait, Kuwait
Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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woainishamu 21
Urine trouble. (Overused pee pun)
SarahSehhati 40
Did you pass the test though?
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MrCantgetright 4
what kind of ****** up unit gives you an APFT while deployed? Next time eat bananas, potassium keeps you from cramping better than water.
MrCantgetright 4
what kind of ****** up unit gives an APFT while deployed?
MrCantgetright 4
never mind and, you said "barracks" so that means you're stationed in Kuwait. that's what kind of ****** up unit you're in, enjoy the KFC.
powelale0000 19
That doesn't even make sense. They have barracks in boot camp, as well as on bases, not just on deployment.
UH60 26
MrCantgetright was alluding to my location.
powelale0000 19
Ah, I see now.
mkbeamer 2
hooah
Hash13 13
Now you won't have problem going through the wet trenches.
OMG_132 9
You better hope that was YOUR piss
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Bet the DI was pissed..
UH60 26
The Marines have Drill Instructors. The Army has Drill Sergeants. Also, I'm not in training, so neither are where I'm located.
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Also three man barracks? Where are you stationed?
Memen88 16
that's cute Army fitness lol
SarahSB 4
On the upside, if it's too difficult you can be released for bedwetting if the training is too much for you. My hs boyfriend did it, not very honorable but it is an out. On the other side....you did what you set out to do. Success! What's one little piss in the grand scheme of things? Your friends will laugh, laugh with them, it's funny. But remember, **** em if they can't take a joke. You did it. Win!
Cecilprice611 6
I just... Well you did the run good for you!