UH60
Kuwait, Kuwait
Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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woainishamu 21
Urine trouble. (Overused pee pun)
SarahSehhati 40
Did you pass the test though?
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DorrieBelle 10
Two minutes off your time *and* your FML got approved ? You go, girl ! Hope you're home safe soon.
mywhitebear 12
Is this a reoccurring issue?
sitaami 6
I know the barracks you're talking about. been there done that. it sucks. never peed myself however...
bgon1350 4
wish I was able to post stuff being stationed in kuwait...oh wait I had an actual job to do. it's called...being in the infantry.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
**** off you self righteous twat.
DenBriZel 31
Did you have the bathroom dream?
worldclassrager 41
Bad dream might explain it
willbaker84 3
You're in the army... The "last mile" is 2/3 of it. Enjoy your mile and a half.
UH60 26
The APFT is a two mile. The 'last mile' would be the second half or the home stretch. The Air Force PFT runs a mile and a half.
MrCantgetright 4
actually, the "last mile" is half of it.... its a two mile run
thatdudebrady 4
Actually happened to me too :,(
cjmedic 12
Hey, but you passed the run, so good for you! What was your overall score for the APFT?
ChibiChick25 8
Army Strong.