Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
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abudali911 3
Ydi for laying all those games
npk88 0
please get some help!
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Comments (184)
aMEIzing 0
Uhh yeah, you're a total loser. Do yourself a favor and get lost on that vacation.. you got nothing but imaginary fish and burgers to come back to anyways. YDI, for being a total loser... build your life around REAL people and stuff not virtual, pointless shit. That's a waste of time. T_T
nickelbacklvr21 0
wow fail!
Lv2drum930 1
wow your really dumb if your gonna waste 50 bucks on fake computer games that mean nothing, especially in this shitty economy. man am i glad i never started playing those stupid games...
kisseshugsdrugs 5
so by "your friend" you mean some random person on facebook or on the street you found? youre ****** pathetic, go on vacation and LIVE LIFE! real life, not some retarded facebook game.
biancster 0
wow that's kind of sad
biancster 0
and to all people telling her to suicide shut up!!! she may be sad but there is never areason to end a life
MRSsquarepants 0
that's really sad.
mirandaanda22 3
thats pathetic... sorry, u should just stop playing those games if its running ur life and making u give ur friends money... i wish u payed me $50 2 do that stuff. y u give them so much? thats a lot, especially 4 computer games and 4 only a week!
bezach 0
someone explain... how is this an fml they payed the friend to take care of the games op never said they have a computer at the vacation and it may be important to them
Thund3rStruck_fml 0
That's pretty lame. you probably won't be playing those games after awhile and you'll be thinking, "damn, I wish I had that 50 dollars back."