Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program on a CD for graphing. My mom thought it was a computer game and hid the CD. She can't find it. The lab's due tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I finished my 83-page thesis for my Stanford class and put it on my desk. Then, as a prank, my girlfriend hid it. She forgot where she put it. The thesis is due in 3 days. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had my end of year physics exam. I wasn't sure about some stuff, so I hid my notes and textbook in the bathroom. Halfway through, I got up, went to the bathroom, and as soon as I picked up the book, forgot what I was looking for. I can't even cheat right. FML
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
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Bright_Lights 14
Or worse is when the parents tell you to get off the computer and ban/kick you off/unplug the computer because they think you're on games when actually you're on an educational website.
nyuukou 0
I have officially decided that everyone saying the OP deserves it for being a procrastinating moron/dipshit/insult of choice AFTER the OP posted saying he had everything done except the graphs is possibly too stupid to breathe. (That means anyone from comment #45 on.) Seriously, don't people read the comments to see if there are explanations further than what can be fit in the rather limited space? I guess not, given all the idiots so quick to assume that because the project is due on an unknown 'tomorrow' (given that it may have been tomorrow from when this FML was written, not from when it was posted) that the OP is just a procrastinator and deserves it. After all, we all know that people who are about to fail something due the next day because someone took something important of theirs was just waiting until the last minute to do it. (That was sarcasm, just so you numbwits know.) That said, OP, I hope you found a way to do your graphs. Not your fault your mom can't be assed to make sure the CD she stole was actually a game.
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amatayo 0
wait I know your not in high school so fyl that your mom takes away things from you and you're in college
Lct1196 31
What suggests otherwise?
toink 0
It's called BitTorrent.
Zapzip2013 0
in soviet Russia discs hide you
r3sistance 0
Something sounds off about this one, if this CD was given to you by the university/college/school then wouldn't it also be their computers. Also if you had it on CD and have used it previously, wouldn't it be installed, I can't believe a graphing program would require the CD to actually load. If it's software that actually requires licenses then I am guessing it wasn't supplied software but the university/college/school should still be supplying such software on their own computer systems to allow you to be able to do your project.
r3sistance 0
Ok, CDs with textbooks are one thing, but CDs bound to textbook serial numbers is another. All that'll be done is a factory makes about 1,000 CDs, these will then be stuck inside 1,000 text books... etc. The idea that CDs would be matched to a specific textbook doesn't make sense. To actually go for a system that specifically does it would cost more then it'd ever be worth. Even Microsoft don't do that, windows the biggest software package in the world usually only has like 3~4 license types per release... As for universities that do not supply computers, even in there libraries. Even small colleges can do that, there is no way I can not believe a university can not do it. And as for universities/colleges supplying $350 textbooks, just don't believe that one at all. I mean how many textbooks do they supply a year... I can't see a single textbook being the course material, Also if they get off that far into expenses then the profit line will get smaller, also if the CD comes with the textbook most people would probably keep the CD with the book. But again, if it's an installation CD I can't see it being a case of requiring the CD to use each time.
davidcav6790 0
Many textbooks that come with CDs have a serial code printed on the inside of the text book. Once that serial code is used it can never be used again because it logs with the textbook's database online and prevents future use. I had this on most of my books last semester.
Lonely_Lez 0
Universities don't PROVIDE textbooks. You buy your textbooks, however expensive they are. It's ridiculous, but you have no other choice.
plexico 4
No problem. Just hand in a stack of black sheets of paper and say it's a report on Dark Matter. YOu might get an 'A' and a Noble Prize.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If this is a real situation, then YDI for: a) waiting until the day before to work on an assignment/lab worth your entire quarter grade. b) not putting this important CD someplace safe, such as up your own mangina. c) still living at home with a mom who hides your games. d) posting this FML hoping to get sympathy.
iplaylax 0
you sir, truly deserve your title
igloo227 0
YDI for waiting until the last minute to write it.
morella_xx 29
So you waited until the very last night to write the paper worth your whole grade. Hmm, let me guess, you were playing computer games instead?
Kukua 5
He didn't say he waited until the last minute. He could have been working on it all quarter for all we know. When will you people learn that on this site, everything HAS to start with "Today....."? That doesn't mean it was ACTUALLY today! Keep up people!!
Kukua 5
Yes but that doesn't mean he did all the work in one day. It might have been finished awhile ago and he was looking for the CD today since he has to turn it in tomorrow. Plus, he said "I had to write a huge lab", not "I HAVE to write a huge lab", which leans more towards it already being done. I'm just saying - nowhere does it say in this FML that he waited until the last minute.
Pinkpusstcat09 0
Become a part of the 21st century and buy a USB device.
sportsnut 0
YDI...its due tomorrow and you are not just starting to work on it? WOW, way to RUIN your physics grade hahahaha
eldoritoman 0
Hey, jackass, on FML, it is required that all posts start with "Today,". He could have been working on it for a while.