Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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krunkrooster 0
its ok man shes a bitch
markh110 0
Haha eh, dw about it man. Unless she was just messing around, she's a bitch, and you would NOT be happy getting anywhere with her. Trust me I'm Asian and am "stereotypical," but I still manage to give my girl a good time! You just have to find a girl who's willing to appreciate it.
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Comments (188)
Mattyknows 0
Should have knocked her the **** out and left a note. "We all known Ninja moves. The stereotype is true" ****; I just read #16, he got to this one first :( Oh well . . . Get over her anyway OP she sounds nasty.
TheBananaTheif 0
you just got knocked the fuckout!
ekkkke 0
When you are typing a comment you can't just read someone elses before yours
bioclock 0
What a bitch. #6 is right, though. Asian guys usually make up for their shortcomings (lawl) by being great in bed. Size doesn't matter if you know how to use it right.
couldbeworse55 0
Hooray for 15 and 16! :) "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean..."
NakedPixels 15
This is what guys with tiny weiners say to feel better about themselves
Marysenjo 0
haah i agree with #16. i'm a girl and contra guys hitting girls, but i'm also contra bitches, so she deserved a karate chop.
alwex 0
The correct response: I'm a grower not a show-er, baby ;)
ummmyeahhh 0
at least you find out she's a bitch now then after working forever to get her to go out with you. save yourself a little trouble, at least.
nikkirito 0
I only date Asian men now, but previously, I've been with white guys. I'll be honest: Some of those white guys were smaller. Asians are a lot more passionate, anyway.
oohrah_love 0
Pshhh. That girl is so dumb. I am a white girl and I have been with an Asian guy for a year now. And I only have good things to say about his Asian junk.
slushpup9696 12
"only have good things to say about Asian junk"? What, is this an Amazon.com review?
middletin 0
ha haha hahaaaha haha hahaaa
ell3x0 0
and you shouldve shot back "and obviously you're an ignorant virgin, because when ANY guy is soft they're small."
marz88 0
#12 how is that even remotely useful or helpful? #16 = WIN