my face though
Kettle Falls, United States
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
elite
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
top dog!
Australia
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
acneface
United States
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Neckbruise101
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
rhartnett11
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
1DisGR8
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
On the dim bright side, profuse blood is probably better than profuse puss.
kazustach 12
How could that pussibly happen??
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prized_loser 17
blame Obama and f*ck isis.
laurellkawes 31
Lesson is: Stop picking your pimples
lovaofsoftball98 12
I had to read this multiple times.... First time I saw "bleeding nipple"
hoosiergirl94 31
So you popped it in class? Gross.
VashSN17 10
It be like that sometimes... I felt your pain fam.
aeryn97 17
just apply pressure with a tissue. it'll stop. Even small cuts on the head bleed a lot which may make them seem scary when they're not. although I could understand not wanting to sit there holding a tissue to your head.
iblife 7
The username is accurate though
Val_123broken 6
Well then, thats funny
en124to79 16
since you didn't say whether you picked at or popped it I'm not sure, but due to that happening I've found it best to do that at home and let it bleed there rather than deal with the embarrassment of a bloody tissue to your face in public
sweetjenn 8
Don't pick at your face.