Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation on ancient civilizations. As a joke, my friend dared me to do the whole thing using puppets, which I thought it would be hilarious. Halfway through, I noticed the look on my professor's face and my classmates giggling. My professor has a phobia of puppets and I was the only one unaware of this fact. FML
Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
Today, I was told an assignment that was supposed to be due in a week and a half is due today. I crammed all night and ended up getting 3 hours of sleep. Turns out it was an April Fool's prank. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
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beaglegal 42
What a dick move. ;)
Carebeareatu 23
Hopefully, with any luck, your peers would find it just as hilarious and your teacher will find a way to forgive the situation. Always double check, OP! Little sisters can't be trusted...
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Comments (66)
nphill82 21
One of my college buddies turned in a final paper that he didn't proofread, and another guy had inserted many many profanities into it.
PixelSword24 15
Oh cum on, that's not nice!
jaxsix 2
In my chemistry class we were assigned to make a fragrance, I made cologne and named it "the D", I then did a whole power point on how great the D was and how much ladies would want it, she gave me a 95 (sorry that story didn't FML, just wanted to share)
Cristian89 29
Damn your lil sis is straight savage lol
Ashd09 30
Question from a person that lives under a rock: What does savage mean in this context?
201chasew 22
synonym to brutal in this context
truckers_wife 23
did this literally happen today? because pranks should be over and done with by the end of the day. even if she did it yesterday, you didn't see it until today, so isn't that "cheating"?
MDoremis 38
Even if the OP submitted it on 1 April it wouldn't have shown up for a day or two because of the moderation process.
truckers_wife 23
I'm pretty sure the date and time on each one is the date and time it was submitted, not published. and either way, it only takes a few hours to be posted.
teentee401 37
At least Dick is short for Richard. Would've been worse if Dick had nothing to do with the King's name
abNormal62 23
Still could have been worse...... King Dick the Turd?
LadyNightowl 17
No, even better, change Henry Tudor's name. He defeated Richard III on the battlefield and took the thrown. He became Henry VII. You could have King Dick and Henry Turd.
Zebediabolical 45
It boggles me that there are still people who read FML haven't yet learned to proofread everything, lock their phones, password protect their computer files, etc.
nitant 13
YDI... Find & Replace
unicornruler 16
Well dick is a nickname for someone named Richard.. Still. She sucks