Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation on ancient civilizations. As a joke, my friend dared me to do the whole thing using puppets, which I thought it would be hilarious. Halfway through, I noticed the look on my professor's face and my classmates giggling. My professor has a phobia of puppets and I was the only one unaware of this fact. FML
Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of Ds in my life!" All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
Today, I was told an assignment that was supposed to be due in a week and a half is due today. I crammed all night and ended up getting 3 hours of sleep. Turns out it was an April Fool's prank. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
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beaglegal 42
What a dick move. ;)
Carebeareatu 23
Hopefully, with any luck, your peers would find it just as hilarious and your teacher will find a way to forgive the situation. Always double check, OP! Little sisters can't be trusted...
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Comments (66)
MrEatYourDog 14
She must have had experience before.
Greendaycheese 12
Typing dick? It's not exactly that hard.
4WheelBurnout 14
Not exactly hard huh? I beg to differ
Greendaycheese 12
So you see what I did there.
beaglegal 42
What a dick move. ;)
MortenM 17
Solid prank though
drbakhonlock 18
At least it wasn't King Shocker if you know what I mean...
Eyalsh 32
so far 14 people have no idea what you mean
RedandBlue 18
reasons why I triple check everything and keep my eyes peeled on April Fool's Day.
MrSassypants 34
For an April Fool's prank I literally peeled someone's eyes. Funny right? Judge didn't think so. I'm probably going to be doing 25 to life. I guess I deserve it.
SystemofaBlink41 27
So they just let you use FML on your freetime?
MrSassypants 34
Yeah. It falls under one of the amendments or something. I had a pretty good lawyer.
interesting33 37
Was your lawyer Jeff Winger?
notfat14 18
Bahahaha
Rainbow2Cloud 12
This is what sisters are good for. I would know cause I have two unfortanate brothers. ;) nah I'm just playing. Sorry OP.
Tonymac617 16
Yes your life sucks, but then again you should always double check your work before making a presentation. :)
Brandi_Faith 34
I hate when people say stuff like this. Maybe op did double check his work and his sister wrote the stuff on as he was in the washroom right before he left the house. If he's already proofread everything and had someone else look over it all as well then that's enough. It's not like he's going to check it 8 times and then once more the second before he presents. Some people (the pranksters) wait for an opportunity to screw you when you're not expecting it. Can't blame you op, I just hope everyone laughed and that the teacher understood you had been pranked for April fools.
mike3775 39
#11, I have always checked my work numerous times before I give presentations. Heck just the other day I gave a presentation in class, and before I was called up to do it, I was checking it again to be safe. Some people are like me, who always check and check and check to make sure, and many others double check and move on, and some, don't check at all.
Brandi_Faith 34
25, true. But my point is that if a person has double checked their work, they shouldn't have to keep checking again and again and again if it was perfect the last time. You shouldn't have to check that much on the possibility of some idiot screwing you work up. I guess my point is that it doesn't make sense to say it op's fault for not double checking when they did; and that there is always the opportunity for some idiot to pull a prank and screw your work up.
Shade1982 21
@25, maybe, but even then, you can miss things. So there is a point at which checking again is just pointless...
Carebeareatu 23
Hopefully, with any luck, your peers would find it just as hilarious and your teacher will find a way to forgive the situation. Always double check, OP! Little sisters can't be trusted...
MDoremis 38
Well, he was kind of a dick.
Eyalsh 32
pretty sure it was a she..
soullyfe 33
King Richard was a she? Interesting new fact, #29.
Eyalsh 32
i thought she was referring to OPs sister. oh well, too late for that. let the burial ceremony of my comment begin.
jjones0818 12
Would that not make it queen richard
Norja 33
Time to plot your revenge...