Norvi
Pretoria, South Africa
Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML
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Norvi 26
OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Welshite 40
"By the power of god, I command thee to flush!"
tacojauns 45
...or anything for that matter
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williamcarter93 13
Faith healing doesn't work on anything.
Lomus 24
#39, what the hell is that supposed to mean?
pussystank 18
Like omg your mom is so shitty
Grauncho 27
You are a terrible person.
BradTheBrony 19
"like omg" Sorry, we're going to need to confiscate your Internet Commenting License. And also kill you. You need to die. You brought this upon yourself.
Omniprism 15
In theory it should.
capnbzarr 43
Just remind her that Jesus was a carpenter, not a plumber.
FrankHotpants 31
How bout she calls Jesus and you call a plumber and see who fixes it first.
starile 20
OP calling the plumber was the answer to her prayers. Mom still wins.
FrankHotpants 31
The whole point of prayer is that it just happens with you taking no action, other wise what's the point if you're just going to do it yourself.
Spider_Web 11
I think that was a joke
Kristoffer 35
there have been studies on the supposed "power of prayer" and, when all factors are taken into account, those who know that someone was praying for them did poorer than average; it would seem to me, then, that the only power of prayer is to cause harm.
Spider_Web 11
You can't just say "there have been studies." There has never been a study like that with those results. Quite the opposite actually
HumanWiki 8
It doesn't work on anything.
Crofty92 17
Wow, if only someone had commented this before.
Norvi 26
OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Looks like it's time to get in touch with mother nature and tell the bushes how your day went. While taking a dump next to them of course.
Peachy2392 26
This may be the first time someone was looking forward to Monday.
Norvi 26
Thanks, seems blonde moments run in the family...
Waredo_Dyrge 11
The power of pipes compels you!
strawberrywine22 30
I totally heard this in Pinkie's voice xD