Norvi
Pretoria, South Africa
Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML
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Norvi 26
OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
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Welshite 40
"By the power of god, I command thee to flush!"
tacojauns 45
...or anything for that matter
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pwnman 33
Hahahaha! I was going through a lot yesterday and today, and this FML cheered me up! :)
mangoboy1 19
Faith healing won't work on anything.
Dracoboxer357 36
Sure it does! It can empty a gullible person's wallet like nobody's business! ;)
JBChristian 47
Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains, so don't be so sure ;)
BradTheBrony 19
I know, the slightest bit of faith can cause the deaths of THOUSANDS. But it certainly can't heal a broken ******* bone.
limitedition 25
You're probably going to need faith, luck and lots of money to locate & actually get a good plumber to your home.
perdix 31
Let her give it a try -- what's the worst that could happen? Oh, yeah, your house could flood and all of the contents get ruined. Get a plumber to knock her out with a wrench to the back of the head, let him fix the problem and when she comes to, she can faith-heal the knot on the back of her skull!
FimogenFeels 14
Whether or not you believe in faith healing, we can all agree that this is ridiculous!
JanisEvans 10
...or anything else for that matter.
llnursingll 10
This is so funny!!! How did your mom take it? Is she mad at you for not having faith or does she blame you for the plumbing issue? you should call a plumber and tell him when he comes over to say that the Lord sent him. lol :-)
perdix 31
Holy shit!
olpally 33
At least you have common sense op. as for your mother, well, thank god you didn't get her part of the gene pool. Lol.
ksks1234 33
That is a lot closed minded. I honestly do not know what I believe, so this is not coming from an atheist, but why does it matter? Live and let live.