Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
Sara777boo tells us more.
This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
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ironhead_fml 20
How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.
angiemarie96 25
Better than chewing the real thing
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Comments (46)
ostfaiz 18
Did he asked intentionaly! U dont have to buy pink ****** to match your pussy, go for a white one next time it will more look like a bone..YDI op
tournamentdecide 33
...Huh
Sigilwen 24
I'm sure she dose not want a next time so why get white to look like a bone? Also maybe she likes the color pink or it's the color they had for that kind.
sabian4life 8
more like f your husbands life now his friends know he is not taking care of his wife
slyde32 12
yeah, cause no married women have toys, for I dunno, while husband's away
Lil_Red777 21
How do you know they don't use it together?
Sigilwen 24
That has very little to do with having toys, maybe he uses it on her or he has a job where he's away for a length of time.
VanessaNal 13
The walk of shame when you went to retrieve your chewed up *****.
Lilady 4
I hope the dog didn't choke
shutupshane12 12
What a dick
ThePaperDragon 31
At least it was just his friend that saw and not his parents and sister. . . Soo much more awkwardness.
Ariaskye 17
Ouch, that's embarrassing. I know because I had a ferret that outed me in much the same way by dragging it from my room into the living room. Hello family, please meet my vibrator!
vikky538 29
keep your husbands dick out of reach from the dog... some things once chewed cant put it in original state..
jvfelicio 13
Yes OP take this Grade A advice.
Sara777boo 3
This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
Gweedo65 16
I hope it wasn't too awkward OP!
emilyjgraham 34
You should have said "yea, apparently the jelly like material is good for their teeth..." unless it was vibrating one. Then you're (quite literally) screwed.
stjammy 9
Your dog has her own room! Much wow!
Sigilwen 24
Try keeping toys in a small lock box. Keeps them away from pets,kids, and any one else you don't wanting seeing or touching them. They are cheap, I got one because my step kids kept going threw my drawers and that's something I don't want to explain to them.
HammyBear13 8
Your dog has its own room?
Polynomial 28
Would you say, bow wow?
jvfelicio 13
No
dDailydDosage 8
Don't even know why ppl would think this is a YDI. Plenty of people have ****** and just because the dog found it doesn't mean it wasn't hid well.
jvfelicio 13
You have a *****