Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
Sara777boo tells us more.
This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ironhead_fml 20
How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.
angiemarie96 25
Better than chewing the real thing
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Comments (46)
sxt8brd 1
My luck it wouldn't just be a ***** the dog was chewing on. Lord help us if he ever brings down the butt plugs!
AFaye3964 17
You took his bone, so he decided to take yours.
RayvenWhite 12
BWAHAHA!!! OMG that's hilarious! You should probably rethink your hiding spots. XD
wvcheesehead 13
We call that a conversation piece.
DarkPoet_fml 5
Now that's a dildon't
Sara777boo 3
Best comment so far!
worldclassrager 41
Did you use it later?
ethan_unoxx 29
indeed awkward.
ChaCerCam1 5
ci
bigman1993 2
I love ****
Mii99 16
You let your dog chew your *****?gross..
Sara777boo 3
I didn't let her!
Sigilwen 24
#46 I think you should read it again.