Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
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This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
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ironhead_fml 20
How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.
angiemarie96 25
Better than chewing the real thing
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Comments (46)
chicken_noodle_fml 7
I laughed too hard at this.
emmsies 16
thats why you dont leave that stuff out....
DomiLove 26
She just said that she didn't realise it fell after "sexy time"
blue5394 3
sounds like someone needs a better hiding spot(;
Hime9908 22
At least it was your husband's friend and not your husband would have been #awks
kaitieloo 22
It's more awkward the fact it's the friend... The husband knows she has it... Friend doesn't.
dexter420 21
You shouldn’t have hid it in the bog bowl
millsjoshua949 12
I'm always surprised that people actually leave their dildoes where the dog can get them. ydi