burntloyalty
United States
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anon
Nightmare Fuel
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks…
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
WarMachine68
Shawnee, United States
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Anonymous
Holyrood, Canada
Sticky situation
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Kristat
United States
Coming and going
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
grossedout
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
westwoodcosmo
Mesa, United States
Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
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Happygofucky 0
[Generic pissed off speech/rant entailing my life story and the fact that above comments have nothing to do with #1 making me just another pissed off emo kid.]
Xxak907xX 0
That just ******* sucks
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Apparently 0
So, you have a purple cough.
jenn143c 0
you changed it!! congrats!!!
KMilliron 2
Happened to me in a crowded movie theater. Had to leave. Then my asshole brother told me how the movie ended.
goza27 0
Did you punch it?
541MedfazWcM 0
that suks :(
burntloyalty 4
Thankfully I didn't spew much and there were no customers at the time... just totally didn't think I could cough the violently
keese9413 0
lol sorry dude, maybe try holding in your coughs next timee(:
aardvarkish 17
Wow! That just gave me an idea for a new fetish!
keese9413 0
dude that's frickin gross...
relyo 0
Next time you feel the need to cough, go to the bathroom. Problem solved. Well, except for the whole "coughing so hard you puke" issue but that's better left to a doctor.
teamholcombe 0
Too much Charlie Sheen.