Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, it was my Sweet Sixteen. Only two of my friends showed up, and they spent the whole night texting their boyfriends. After several failed attempts to do something fun or even get them to talk to me, I got up and left the room, and didn't come back. They didn't notice. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Top comments
abylaunch 10
you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has
reras89 0
What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.
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Comments (211)
prayyoubitch 0
hahahahhaha
Moemoemoe_fml 0
There's a lot of people with bad timing, but OP's ex is just a complete asshole, there's no way that's just accidental bad timing or lack of tact. D:
james_wow 0
dam that sucks :'(
marlux 0
u can just tell he has awsome timing
_unknown_ 0
would a guy really do this? now he has no friends.
Judgment99 0
I wish I was there
triplethreat13 0
i can totally picture that happening. hun, you shouldn't let it ruin your party though! have the time of your life, have security throw him out, and don't think about it! only a true jackass would do something like that...!
tanman0401 4
Haha thats great. Atleast he goes out in style
RESTAREA 0
You were having people make speeches for you? Really? That seems a little bit over the top for a birthday party. I mean, how much can 16 year olds really have to say about each other? "I love shopping with you, and talking about boys and lyke omg" Quite a shindig. Next time just stick to dancing.
hawt_leah_foshiz 0
what does OP mean
area51avenger 0
Original Poster. The person who wrote the FML