Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, it was my Sweet Sixteen. Only two of my friends showed up, and they spent the whole night texting their boyfriends. After several failed attempts to do something fun or even get them to talk to me, I got up and left the room, and didn't come back. They didn't notice. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
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Top comments
abylaunch 10
you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has
reras89 0
What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.
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Comments (211)
baller789 0
Your obviously a ewhore why the **** do u need a sweet sixteen u dumbass spoiled butch ur probably king to end up an uneducated **** with 40 babies and no money
Nightfallz 0
16 is no reason to have an extravegant party.
dayrin7 4
I just think is funny how people are calling you spoiled and a ***** just for having a sweet sixteen...just because you might have the money and time to do one dont me nothing..people really just need to stop hating.
Bullshet 0
While I agree that having a sweet sixteen is just a little...much, it doesn't mean she deserves to have her boyfriend break up with her in front of everyone on her birthday. What a douche.
TeratoMarty 6
You are well within your rights to ask your brother/s or male friends to beat the crap out of this guy.
deaditegirl 0
You had a microphone to have people make speeches about you? You sound like a narcissistic bitch. I would have dumped you too. YDI.
McFly187 0
That sucks, but If I were you I would've said something back like... **** yes, thats the best gift I've gotten today. Now I don't have to do it myself. :) Reverse Psychology.
sofad15 0
at 16 I was going to a university and did not think of boyfriends. What's up with the kids??
joemama13 0
YDI for throwing a party that required a microphone...seriously.
spoo 24
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