Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had thrown an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day, I ran out in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML
Today I bought a $50 voucher card to refill my phone. After I purchased it, I threw the receipt in the dustbin. When I got home, I found out that the 14-digit pin code was on the receipt. I basically threw 57 bucks in the dustbin. FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow, try to be more careful! I would be, especially with a nice new phone like that.
sofies_mommy 0
My question is, how in the hell did you not realize your phone was on your lunch tray? and how did you not remember which garbage can you threw you stuff in? seriously are you a ******* idiot?
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Comments (58)
Erindub 0
Ha, ha I tossed my retainer in the garbage in 7th grade. Oh I don't miss that crap. I totally did not go in after it!
lenasaur 0
And im sure you enjoyed your perfect teeth moving back to the way they were before your braces.
gpstyne 0
did you atleast find your shitty newly stinky phone?
juicy_jay08 0
this is a fake.. any person with a brain would have called their phone¿!
beachbabie 0
ydi. get an iPhone
Ineffableturtle 0
why didnt you call it? you fail
miso1337 0
hense the old saying: "don't do stupid things, stupid!"
jonny2x4 0
YDI for using the word "unthinkingly". You meant to say "Mindlessly...", or "Retardedly..."
1073love 0
i did that at school last year except with my retainer and in the school cafeteria. the odd looks of a random girl going through the trash cans were terrible. i feel your pain.
COBRAMORPH 0
figures this was a woman. Did you buy it, or did you trick some poor dude? YDI
russianredgirl 0
you are dumb :)
Myzou 0
Why not just you know, have someone call your phone, so not only do you figure out which trash can it was in, but where in it that it is approx. located?