Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Surprising
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Osakhomen 0
You can't be thrown out of college unless she has proof, if you didn't cheat, she probably won't have proof. They might ask you take another test to prove you know the material, so be prepared for that.
choosemusic 0
wtf? idiot professor.
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Ripperu07 0
jump them, knock em out, pull your pants down and email a picture around the world of you T-bagging them....
fspdavewayne 0
Political correctnes takes another victim
Sipos 0
Colleges can't kick you out because you did better than expected. They need hard evidence. You are overreacting.
rms8d 0
And yet every year the student body votes to keep single sanction...
DukeSkidmark 0
YDI for trying to be a perfectionist.
Morphs 0
Only in america..
blastvortex 4
How can they throw you out if they have no proof? It's an unsubstantiated charge. Besides that, if there were witnesses to your study-mania, you have more evidence than they are capable of countering. YDI for taking your class too lightly the rest of the year though. Of course they're inclined to think that you're cheating... you haven't exactly given them reason to believe otherwise.
cazzieeee 0
that's terrible. I can't believe ur professor would do that :(
LordKoin772 0
I hate when teachers have no confidence in students, FYL indeed, and i hope yer professor burns in hell
funkandspacejunk 2
Are you in college...?