Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Osakhomen 0
You can't be thrown out of college unless she has proof, if you didn't cheat, she probably won't have proof. They might ask you take another test to prove you know the material, so be prepared for that.
choosemusic 0
wtf? idiot professor.
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yoogurtisgood 0
I always have this fear! I'm always afraid to get 100s on tests because of this .. it's becoming a problem with me!
JP101 0
Unless you really cheated, you're fine.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Tell your teacher that he needs to get laid and stop being such a stick-up-the-ass. There's no proof you cheated, and what teacher would give students a test that they thought would be impossible to get a perfect score on? I smell a lawsuit--- I must be an American :]
MermaidSongXOXO 6
And the difference is...... ? *P.S. I'm actually American, just so you know*
xxXChiiXxx 2
And that's supposed to make what you said okay? Give me a break. *rolls eyes*
JayyAmazingg 0
Thats Harsh.
indigodemigod 0
omg shutup.
Widow_Maker 1
Sorry, don't believe you. YDI for cheating, the only person I know who can pull shit like this off is me. You are not smart enough.
eazye81 0
dude. you're not going to not go to college for cheating. i got accepted into a bunch of california state schools with a cheater sign hung over my application. But failing econ would suck. but if the professor has no proof then he has to let the grade go.
thatevilguy666 0
(this is only to be done if you do get thrown out of college) if your teacher is a man, cut his balls off. if your teacher is a women, **** her in the ass. and if she likes it in the ass, cut off her nipples.(idk i couldn't think if anything that could match cutting of a guys balls). have a nice day
meluvsyou 0
p.s. widow-maker, you don't KNOW the OP. if you did, you wouldn't be able to say you're the only person you know that can do that :)
angrynegro7 16
I have to say FYL and YDI. It sucks that your teacher thinks you cheated (unless you're lying to get sympathy from the FML universe). However, you kinda did this to yourself. No one's expecting you to have perfect grades in the class, but if you could put in the effort to kill yourself for 2 days in order to ace the final, you could have made a half-assed effort to get a decent enough grade (at least a C) so that passing wouldn't hinge on getting a perfect grade on that final. Honestly, you should have seen an accusation of cheating coming from a mile away.