Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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Top comments
ohhboyy 0
a tampon doesn't feel like a granola bar, it's thinner and round..
mudkipsan 19
FYL more when you realize where your granola bar is.
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Comments (92)
nat66623 0
Weirdest thing I have ever heard :/
cyberhoy 3
it's not that bad i've seen girls tampons before it's not that big of a deal
alex_vik 1
#41 - Men have NO interest in periods. We don't want to know about it, for some of us, it would make sex less pleasurable.
amirn86 0
I'm sorry this isn't FML worthy at all... and how about some proofreading before submitting an FML? Please and thank you :)
popgoestheworld 0
#50 You are just rude an obnoxious. If you can't have sex with a woman because of the thought that she has a period, then you must not be getting any. Sounds like you need some some sensitivity training.
Kyzomo 0
whats with all this tampon stuff
pinkfrenchrose 5
How the hell do you mistake a tampon for a granola bar?! :S
hyebarbie 0
i agree with pinkfrenchrose...how u do u mistake a damn tampon for a granola bar?
harharharharh 0
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missdarcy_fml 0
I think it would be more embarassing for the guy.... just my opinion though. He stood there talking knowing that she had a tampon in her hand.... it should have appeared like he was keeping her from going to the restroom... but whatever....