Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors. I checked myself out in one of the mirrors. Then my boyfriend says "That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
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Top comments
sturschaedel 27
Which is when you walk over to him and say with a sardonic smile "Well, it's too early to take the test yet, we'll have to wait another week until we know for sure, daddy", and wait how HE looks after a week of stress eating.
toastbrot 9
don't worry OP. it will be all worth it if you pass all your exams.
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Comments (66)
cheeology 22
Congratulations on your food baby! Don't forget to mention his beer belly baby in another 20 years. ;-)
Sangue0608 26
Too many more comments like his and they won't make it 20 years lol
cheeology 22
True haha..... Very true.
91hayek 31
Guys have been taught that the worst consequence of sex is a baby. He probably said it more out of shock than to be cheeky or rude. Hope all goes well with finals.
brittyboo123 35
I'm sure you couldn't have gained any weight that would be too noticeable, he was just being rude. Plus, finals week is stressful, you can eat whatever the hell you want! Good luck on your finals. :)
MandyO 15
That's when you have the conversation about things -not- to joke about.
Sangue0608 26
There are certain things, such as this, that should be common sense...
RopeRodent 4
Every persons body is different. Some peoples bodies store fat around the stomach, the most dangerous to ones health. others store in the thigh, arms or other places. never feel bad about your body. everyone's different.
madscientist_17 15
When it's finals week I just tell myself that beauty only lasts for so long but education follows you for life!
kenyrabit 25
Proud parents of that burrito buldge? Tell him he'd better be right there to hold hands when its time to pass your food baby.
shinikageWolf 15
Punch him in the face. "Whoa babe, looks like your nose broke."
EvilTurtle 35
That's assault
GhostFox 34
That isn't just assault- it's battery and would be physical abuse. They are dating. It is not okay to hit someone you are romantically or sexually involved with except under certain circumstances, and the OP's boyfriend making a thoughtless remark does not qualify as being under those circumstances.
vikky538 29
Dont worry just concentrate on your exams. All the best
tomvertigo 17
Some people have no filter. Next chance you get, ask him "You look like shit. Are you feeling okay?" Do it enough to teach him the lesson. Alternatively tell him you have been having a hard time with body image and let him know how that comment made you feel.