Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML
Today, I had a piano audition for a musical. Afterwards, the judge asked if I had any experience with percussion, and then told me she was considering me for a percussion part. I guess my piano audition really was THAT bad. FML
Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
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icryevrytime 7
That is tubad.
blinked_281 29
I'm sorry you have such an immature partner
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Comments (63)
Trooth 13
If you guys had been preparing for this performance for a while, wouldn't your partner already have heard the note in a previous practice, had a good laugh, and anticipated it in the moment?
jazzy_123 20
maybe OP blew a bit harder into the mouth piece making the note louder and more fart-like.
Jared900DUmpling 30
You can't blame anyone for thinking farts are funny. Farts are always funny. Anyone who says other wise is clearly inhuman, or just very lame.
yoha_ordonez 8
You should've went a long with it! You don't know if the judges thought it was funny too...
amphetamin3 17
I hope your partner was just nervous and that's why they started laughing...I'm sure you practiced hard and your partner blew it for you. /: sorry, OP!
tranced_ 45
I hope the other two judges weren't jerks like him ..
Ambrily 27
I'm afraid you didn't understand, mate.
LennyComa 39
Fart's are always funny
DeeDeeJay 15
He just ruined your whole performance
etoilenuit 15
Why would anyone want to play music that sounds like a fart?...
Lilxpie 18
Many people play instruments because they're interested in the instrument. I play Clarinet and originally wanted to play sax first but then changed my mind to clarinet because it sounds really nice and sweet with some songs and sounds good when played with others. To me tuba seems hard so I would think it's normal if some notes sound like farts. Like when a clarinet randomly squeaks in the middle of the song.
Pat000005 9
Guess who is not doing duets with you anymore!
JMichael 26
Well your partner may have just cost you that 1 you were aiming for.