Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML
Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML
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balor_fml 0
That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!
asxp10 0
You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?
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Comments (84)
dearViena 0
you got the job didn't you? didn't you?
spade_fml 0
Ive done the same but instead of a guy roomate my best friend - who is a girl and we live in a appartment with two other peaple - and she looked scared as hell then she got over her shock and asked how my dick had grown so much since we dated. That was 4 weeks ago
roundnproud 7
lol@74
sepdps 0
what a dumbass. I hope you don't get the job and die from old age, alone:) haha. just kiddin. but seriously, you couldnt tell the difference? oh well. hope everything goes well with your life:p
franceypants 0
guess you didn't get the job...
loveuforever 0
Because that's the first thing I'd call a bug.
HurleyCarlton 0
You're FIRED! HAHaha!
ibanez330 2
i should really stop reading these fml's while eating... fml haha
nachosbabygurl 9
did u get the job
ashleyylove3 22
This may be wild but I'm guessing you didn't get the job. YDI and need to learn some very important things such as: "Think before you talk." Or "just keep your mouth shut."