Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML
Today, after years of my very poor diet finally resulted in a long overdue health scare, I declared I must try to live healthier. Also today, I was reminded of my hypersensitive gag reflex (I'm autistic), which causes my body to vehemently protest the consumption of a variety of healthy foods. This sucks. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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Top comments
suckitsucker 0
HA! soy sorry
redbluegreen 41
People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives. Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.
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Comments (368)
nick17 0
14 ur retarted soy is a huge allergy
ohhhhshizzz 0
Dude half of y'all if not all, sound like those vegetarians who condem people for eating meat. Everyone has a personal prefrence, why can't we deal with that? Like hello, come one. Just because some losers on the interwebz said that being a vegetarian was bad doesn't mean they will stop.
xox_what_now 0
Proud liberal is obnoxious
24788 7
Soy is one of those things you have to watch out for.
paperfox_fml 0
What's with all the veggie hating? o.O Someone has different dietary preferences to you so you bitch at them? I will never understand pre-teens.
lookitschloe 0
to all you vegetarian haters, eating all animals that have been fed shit (yes, shit, go to a slaughterhouse and you will see what those animals eat) and have been pumped up with hormones and antibiotics is definitely not appetizing... and it's not like cavemen ate animals everyday.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
xox_what_now: How about not? I can freely say whatever the hell I want to.
COY_JK 0
oh so sorry hun what did you eat like sushi all the time
proud_liberal 0
Xox_what_now is still pissed racist McCain lost. Don't worry, you'll get over it
catatonicsleep 17
No diet is 'wrong' as long as you get everything you need from it, protein, vitamines, carbohydrates etc. As long as there are foods you will eat to provide all these things then your diet is fine.