Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
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heyimjennyFML 5
go crash their party.
317theterrible 0
run through the party naked
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bubo_fml 11
When that happens to me, I show up anyway...Then, I wind up getting piss drunk, pissing on the rug, vomiting on the floor, ******** in a flower pot & wanking on all the coats in the closet...Haven't been to a Church outing since...
MrRabbit_fml 0
Happens to me most of the time as well. But TBH I'm ok with it. :p
pixiedustedd 4
time to find yourself some new friends.
astriofou 0
ur invited to a fml party. Yay your here. My job is done :)
LaLince 40
Tht's hard
youknowimright 5
How is one officially uninvited?