Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML
Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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Runninvegan 8
Who wants a Fishy! You do! You want a fishy!
ckr911 5
Awwwkkkwaarrddd!!
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Comments (218)
fashionbug9880 22
LOL Every time I read this, it just gets more funny.
megaaann_fml 9
Uh, cool. But what does the tongue piercing have to do the "fishy" thing?
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
I would've kicked that guys ass... yea I got Fishyyyyyy!!!!!!
XxdranzerxX 0
Lmao I know what ya mean with how ya talk, I had my tongue pierced
sweetalicious 1
that's hilarious!! and totally adorable on his part :)
Cleanuponaisle3 4
#177- When you get your tongue pierced you can't talk properly and your words are slurred, so people may jump to the conclusion that you are 'special'. How slow are you?
sciencekidster1 8
What's getting your tongue pierced have to do with this?
aprilfools22 11
Do you understand the story? When you get your tongue pierced, it swells, you talk funny, therefore you sound different... need I explain more? =P
ohmandapants 17
Are you special too? :-)
megaaann_fml 9
Oh right, I get it now... :/
1000smiles 6
hahahaha awwww that comedy right there.(:
sk8rgrl1303 4
hey mr grumpy gills. when life gets you down know what you gotta do? just keep swimming.
ledzeppfan77 6
That's hilarious