Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a week's pay. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
At least you get a burger!(:
disney_blonde 16
Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.
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Comments (250)
daleftw 0
Biggest YDI. If American law is anything like Australian, the minute your registration runs out all your insurance is void. So think yourself lucky you didn't crash into someone and have to go bankrupt all because you didn't pay your rego on time.
ImYourVirus 0
American law is nothing like your crazy Aussie laws. For one that makes no sense and two that is downright idiotic law there.
mad_hatter0666 22
you know you have up to a month to pay the citation, right? save half now and half on the next check and pay then or just put it all on the next check. you'll have saved yourself from only having enough for one burger. :)
ChocolateMoses 0
idk about you but I'd get a better job..
iloveyouchung 0
your ******' fault
aaronruark 2
that's only 225 dollars what is there golden pickels on that burger
UnfOrg1ven 1
well, atleast you got something to eat.
jshfznbkr 3
do community service! and in tx, u have 10 days into the following month after they expire before u get a ticket
ImYourVirus 0
Not to mention if you get it fixed within 10 days it's only 10 bucks in court costs vs the whole amount.
soulfulemo 0
well, can't go wrong with a burger :P
Awahso 25
Lol how is that the cop's fault?
ds_kyle 0
Might be time for a new job if you're only making $250 a check