Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a week's pay. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
At least you get a burger!(:
disney_blonde 16
Maybe renew your tags on time like a responsible adult and this won't happen.
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Comments (250)
Sugah_Shane1 2
So you only made just over 200 in two weeks? your life does suck lol.
yung_black 0
"boy you about to be mad as he baw you cant afford to put cheese on a whopper" ol otis supreme
denktron420_fml 0
relax. tickets aren't even due until at least 2 weeks street they're issued. if you get a ticket where I'm from, you have a month. keep your damn panties on and be thankful you have a job in this economy.
staymintyfresh 13
Why even show up at work for that kind of money? Even If you work one day a week that is unexceptable.
bradserbert 0
maybe you need a new job
quentin9210 3
Atleast u aint married wth a kid and hav that problem!
lena808 13
That sucks but at the same time you deserved it because it should be automatic to renew your tags. But eh, burgers are AWESOME :)
Zoro555 5
At least you can HAZ cheezeburger?
sadandbroke20 18
I know where your comin from my last check was 270 dollars and my rent is 300 dollars so i dont even get a burger infact i have to sell plasma twice this week to make rent
sbarua219 17
That better have been a good ass burger! :)