Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML
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Meow34 0
LMFAO YDI. How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously? Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.
meetmeinhell 0
LMFAO bet that makes you pissed off dont it? ouch biohazard? not quite.......u couldnt smell the piss? when u were holding it
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nesj 0
When you throw a party, never, ever leave your laptop out and available. Always bury it somewhere, in your dresser or something. Preferably you'd even want to forget where you put it by the time you got drunk, as long as you'll remember sober.
agentasuka 0
what ASSHOLE pissed on your laptop???? ew i'd never want to be at a party like that.
mesoblasian 1
Does #3 have Down's? Urine is a biohazard. It is a waste from the human body and contains a number of harmful bacteria. Would you also say that feces isn't a biohazard? ...jackass. Also, sorry about the laptop. Put those things away before parties. You know how people get.
UhOhImF___ed 0
same thing happened to my friend at school. he doesn't know who did it, and isn't telling his parents sucks for him
Sure_Thing 0
In Soviet Russia, laptop give virus to YOU!
Sure_Thing 0
So THAT'S what CNBC means by "toxic assets"
good_day_sir 0
dude just open it up and like use one of those clorox wipe things and clean it the only part that will actually be broken is prolly gunna be the hard drive so just replace that. and actually #3 is sorta right but also wrong fresh urine is not a biohazard and it can actually be used for cleaning but when is in the air bacteria grows in it
Sure_Thing 0
Talk about pissed off... or should i say pissed ON!
Dharma_fml 0
I work for Dell doing escalations, and deal with this 'type' of thing pretty regularly. In the event of a biohazard you're supposed to get a new computer, and not need to return your old one. I had an event a little while ago where some kid's dog pissed on his monitor, we gave him a free monitor. Call Dell back and demand a new laptop -- I'm assuming you have Complete Care since they took it to the depot for water damage.
Vanilla_Bullshit 0
#9, #13: Urine isn't really hazardous, and it shouldn't contain any bacteria. While it might be classified a biohazard by some agencies, or treated as such in the interest of caution, it's generally harmless. That said, I don't blame the people at Dell for not wanting to deal with a piss-filled laptop.