embarassed_chick
United States
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Dayton, United States
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
sandyc
Friends
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Anonymous
Cazin, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cycles of life
Today, my daughter got her first period. I'm the one shaking and hyperventilating. I'm more nervous for her than I was for myself back when I got my first period. I just now understand my mom while she was pacing through house back and forward when I got my first. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Crampon
United States
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Oldbury, United Kingdom
Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML
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Rach17 0
Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you're profile says you're 19 years old. and ******* twilight is your photo. dont be calling other people toddlers when you're barely in college, bitch.
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LinZeeLoco 0
Where in hells name would u even get a card like: "Congrats! You can push babies out of your vag now! :D" haha...but seriously o.O
Starchild21 3
look its kinda like a quinceniera u celebrate a major occasion, we dont accept it because of our society or the way we were raised, but u cant deny its a major occasion in ur life, no matter how u would take it for granted
Starchild21 3
look its kinda like a quinceniera u celebrate a major occasion, we dont accept it because of our society or the way we were raised, but u cant deny its a major occasion in ur life, no matter how u would take it for granted
pineapples_fml 5
O MHY FREAKING GAWDD! THEY KNOW I HAVE GIRL PARTSS!!!1!1
liteupthestage 0
OUCH that really sucks!!!
Starchild21 3
lol I'm guessing the Red Scare is a communist chick late for her period? :P And as for blushing, how would you know if someone is blushing rather than gushing? :P
Qup 0
in the US we try to pretend that stuff is nothing to spend any energy on. so my mom got mad at me for bleeding through my underpants. I didn't know what was going on. I was 10. a ceremony would have been nicer than being screamed at because she had to do another load of laundry. OP probably not what you wanted. yeah FYL.
DameGreyWulf 1
Lol well I meant blushing as it ties with embarassment. You don't always blush from being shamed. And yep, totally
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Did he also show everyone your bloody underwear?
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh man, that reminds me of the FML about the chick whose husband made a blanket from the wet spot lol OP, DADDY MAY SEW YOU A SPECIAL SOMETHING SOON
carb_lover 0
HAHAHA ohh man i am so sorry. thats really funny though.
mehwhateverr 0
Aw, well at least you know your dad cares about you. :D
RustedMetal 0
LOL ~