Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
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bobdole 0
you deserve that one alone for paying $170. it makes you even more of an idiot for not getting the right date on it.
holynemesis1208 3
i'm sorry but if you cant remember to change your dob then you probably shouldn't be drinking
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Comments (64)
greenman_fml 0
if those are the types of wonderful decisions you make while sober, you probably shouldn't get a fake ID
blah_blah_shity 0
SHIT that sucks im sorry. it can still come in handy if you get caught going something stupid.
ilgatto 0
Oh please, I'm from Europe and America isn't the only place with problems with teenagers and alcohol. It's just that it makes news more often when it's from there, other countries try to hide it because they're embarrassed when something concerning it happens. I've lived in MANY countries, including America, and it's all pretty much the same. How do you even know that the OP is American? The average age for drinking is 18 in most places, but most kids start to drink and go to clubs at 14 and 15 so that's when they need the IDs.
PurpleGreenLove 6
It says up the top he is from Illinois - United States .
mysitc_burrito 0
@ #13 You asked about the consequences? Well that depends on the state. ( and I will assume the writer of the FML is from the USA because he said the ID didn't make him 21) In some states having a fake will get you a misdemeanor with a limited jail time, fine and /or community service. In other states, like the one I live in, it's a felony that can make you lose your license for a over a year, longer jail time, bigger fines, a criminal record that will make it more difficult to get in to school, find a job, get a gun, or keep you from being able to vote. In short getting a fake id is dumb. If you going to drink before you are of age, and really most people will, drink at a friend house, find a house party, or find a dive bar where they don't check ids.
red_apples 0
LOL@#3, totally got the reference.
last_fml 0
fool **** waiting for be 21 though
desabelle 0
31: It's 18 in Alberta, and Manitoba as well. Not just Quebec.
somethingvague 0
This is why you check it when you get it.
LuvinChronic 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha man dats a gud one:D hahahahahahaha
NoKo_fml 0
AHAHHAAHA thats something homer simpson would do XD