Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
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Honestly_Lainey 21
Burn anything you have that you don't want to be seen wearing in public. That hideous reindeer sweater in the back of your closet... Yeah, BURN IT NOW.
Dadothy 8
I hope your brothers are metrosexual;)
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Comments (231)
ant1078 7
Noor is unique... The good kind tho 0.o
shawnaishere 14
You are going to look like a different person for next week. Are you ready?
martinv19 6
Just tell them payback is a bitch maybe they will go easy on u!
linkinpark98 24
I highly doubt that.
mattorama 15
My guess is this isn't the first time it's happened and the family's tired of living with a moody teenage girl.
scott4551 0
Don't let them sniff your panties, just put their cocks in you're vag like a good girl
KiddNYC1O 22
What?!
Kbearlove23 0
Hopefully they have good taste
brohamas16 7
Well why're you fighting a girl??? Poor form
laden_swallow09 35
Sexism and chauvinist female roles as a "weaker" sex? For shame! Congress has passed women's suffrage and feminism has equalized gender roles… somewhat. Get with it, man! Besides, OP's a girl, which I'm certain you were inferring the opposite.
chacha2726 0
Love #11 take their advice and make sure everything of ur bros is clean that way no dirty underwear leads to one of ur body part
bwtchinheels 0
Well I'm sure everyone just loves you at school.
johngaltmovement 8
Bring your own clothes in your backpack and put them on when you get there
linkinpark98 24
Exactly what I was thinking. Unless her brothers hid all the rest of what she had.
BunnySlippers 6
Or if her brothers go to the same school as her