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Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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haha but OP, don't worry, happens to me all the time, probably cause I'm a dumb **** :/

The pic is awful, just awful. Awful drawing, interpretation, and execution.

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same here. I "feel" my phone vibrate all the time...

Haha. Happens to me all the time.. I'm homeschooled.

CookiesNOJ 0

girls speaking about video games.. i feel like i've just teleported myself into a japanese arcade shop

UR A LONER TOO??!!??!!??!! *hugs pillow*

Snick you should call OP. Maybe the two of you can solve each others' loneliness.

BWAAAAHHHAAAHHAAAA, 33 FTW!!!!

i do imagine the voice if a pedophile terrorist, make that an emo pedophile terrorist, oh yea, thinking of ur mom

I love how smocks gives her the definition, :) ya smocks I need you on my computer for a dictionary referece 

Why would you need empathy to understand something that applies to your own life?

snicks* OH HOW U UNSULT ME SPELL CHECKER!!!

CookiesNOJ 0

ur spell check is really doing a number on u tonight huh?