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Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated cause I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone I realized my mind played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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haha but OP, don't worry, happens to me all the time, probably cause I'm a dumb **** :/

The pic is awful, just awful. Awful drawing, interpretation, and execution.

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I know. That #44 is an asshole.

it's like a single round with rocky, or 5 seconds In a cage with chuck norris

CookiesNOJ 0

do me a favor n lets leave Chuck out of this lol

losthorizons 0

happens to me all the time >.

Of course you did!! Your diction is perfect :)

srry, got too caught up in the moment

Reply button! It is so much easier to keep the convos in context that way.

happens to me all the time, I always think my phone vibrates when it doesn't. except I have friends, so no FML for me.

OP let me guess your 5. 1. Mom 2. Pizza 3. Chinese Take-out 4. Weather Bug 5. (pending) A cat lady in the making.

#5 probably is her home number listed under her cat's name to beef up her contact list.

xLulu is your name FFX inspired?

FreeRunn3r 12

prolly cuz your trying to pass off a lame ass fml like this one,so much time on a computer can( figuertivly,also I dnt know how to spell it)turn you into a machine,with no friends except for the ones you make on wow,mw2 an such other crap.

CookiesNOJ 0

what? whats your point you are trying to make?

@Lulu: I think the X in front of Lulu is what throws us off. But CG was good too ; )