Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Unfair
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Chaosfigure
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
that guy
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
Top comments
Callyn 47
You're not allowed to control any vehicle while drunk. Biking or Boating count. Probably horses as well. You should know this and not put people in danger while you are drunk. This is no one's fault but your own.
RichardPencil 32
“Drink driving?” I think you’re drunk FMLing.
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Comments (14)
Teri Green 9
if the keys are in the ignition or you're in the drivers seat you can be charged with it
raven_of_azarath 35
Whether or not this is a fyl or a ydi really depends on some not given information. Where you in the driver seat? Where you carrying your keys in an obvious manor?How strict are the laws there? I had a cousin get arrested for simply sitting on the curb drunk while her DD went to get the car because the town is a no tolerance town.
randybryant799 21
Obviously you are not giving us all the details.